Kevin

A creepy dude you don't admit to being friends with. Always willing to take the drunk chick home from the party. Drinks and eats your food . Drives an ugly truck. Loves dildos.

Don't invite that guy he is a Kevin...
Damn, Kevin's here we have to bail...
Don't let Kevin drive you home kenra...

by Treefrog210 April 18, 2017

Kevin

Kevin is a real stupid bitch. Don't ever meet one. I know you can't control it. But don't do it.

"No one likes Kevin"

by 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚 September 4, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is a great man has a big dick always cared for hoes he was first person with a Lexus he had all the money and a lot of houses and can make your wife leave you

Kevin is the beat

by Bangman223 December 31, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is a heart breaker. He broke my heart. I loved him more than anything in the world. He is fake and changes depending on who he is around. He is so hard to resist. He’s funnier than anyone you’ll meet. He can be the sweetest person or the biggest asshole. he’s got eyes that will brighten up your whole life, and has a presence that you crave when he’s gone. He is a GIANT hoe and not loyal at all, but you love him so much, you’ll stay with him. Biggest fuckboy on earth, and he also tries too damn hard. Overall, he’s great but he’s intolerable as fuck.

fuck kevin

by breebabbyy16 September 7, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is super cool and is handsome and very cute

Cool Kevin cute and handsome

by Keekskdsksksjsj October 23, 2020

Kevin

Louis Tomlinson’s best friend. Kevin is a pigeon.

“Hey look at that pigeon.”

“KEVIN!!”

by ihavejellybeansupmyassrightnow October 13, 2019

Kevin

a kevin flirts with literally every girl. he thinks he is so big but in reality he’s like 1 inch. he sucks and no matter how hard he tries he will never be funny. he looks like an avocado and probably deepthroats pickles.

nobody:
kevin: -deepthroats a pickle-

by white.obama February 21, 2020