horny toe

Where a toe wants to engage in toe to toe sexual contact with your furniture

"Fucking horny toe"

by Sexy mother tractor November 7, 2017

Horny Harpoon

A guy that seems to relish exclusively boning fatso's, meaning his Johnson acquires the taste for the Larger Lass

"Jesus Christ, look at Dave, he's going after that blob over there; what's his deal?"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"

by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

The Horny Potato

An incredibly awesome white water kayak, made in Germany. Named after the Germans favorite vegetable with a little added spice.
Common abbrevation: THP

Dude! Have you tried The Horny Potato? It will blow your mind!

by horny potato lover January 12, 2023

Pre-horny

the feeling of emptiness you feel just before you get horny

Ruben had a burst of pre-horny on watching that Dakota Johnson interview.

by BenMaharjan June 4, 2021

Horny prude

A way for you hot gals to practice self control and use toys to avoid being that nasty skank everyone has slept with

I love sex and to experiment but I’m a horny prude. We all have needs that’s what toys are for.

by Supervibratecunt August 1, 2018

horny goblin

a person who sexualizes everything.

Jessica: Im going to get water brb (mutes mic)
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION

2 mins later

Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION

by nutinpass December 23, 2020

horny cringe

A type of a horny that is really cringy, it usually happens with young teens. This type of horny can cause more people to cringe than be turned on. Horny cringe is when someone will talk about how horny they are but it just ends up being cringy

Example of horny cringe:

Oh yeah those legs made me start sweating and made my banana get bigger

by Gothic puppets January 15, 2021