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Pre-horny

the feeling of emptiness you feel just before you get horny
Ruben had a burst of pre-horny on watching that Dakota Johnson interview.
by BenMaharjan June 4, 2021
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Horny prude

A way for you hot gals to practice self control and use toys to avoid being that nasty skank everyone has slept with
I love sex and to experiment but I’m a horny prude. We all have needs that’s what toys are for.
by Supervibratecunt August 1, 2018
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horny goblin

a person who sexualizes everything.
Jessica: Im going to get water brb (mutes mic)
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION

2 mins later

Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION
by nutinpass December 23, 2020
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horny cringe

A type of a horny that is really cringy, it usually happens with young teens. This type of horny can cause more people to cringe than be turned on. Horny cringe is when someone will talk about how horny they are but it just ends up being cringy
Example of horny cringe:

Oh yeah those legs made me start sweating and made my banana get bigger
by Gothic puppets January 15, 2021
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Horny Jail

The place internet perverts go when the Horny Police catch them being horny. Most people go to jail when they simp for streamers/anime characters. Every one gets a trial at the horny court and a horny lawyer before they go to horny jail. Beware Doge, wielder of baseball bat, bounty hunter who sends people to horny jail with one hit of his bat.
Person 1: SSSniperwolf is sooo hot! Would smash!
Person 2: Yessssssss!
Person 3: GUYS STOP BEFORE THE HORNY POLICE CATCH US!! We'll go to horny jail!!
(THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP)
Person 1, 2, and 3,: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023
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friend horny

When you are desperate for friends so will go out of your way to try and make friends with random people
Those people are so friend horny, they are trying to make friends with everyone.
by LongerDong May 1, 2018
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Soft horny

Soft horny is when you are horny in a soft way for someone else. Being horny for love and affection.
"I am so soft horny for you!"
by Yunominu June 24, 2020
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