Ethan has a bush on his head, but he denies its a wig. He's a bit gay and wants to suckle on Bobs nob. Ethan is about 2 ft tall and he owns it. He's skinnier than a pencil so I suggest he plays some Just Dance to beef himself up. #gobthisnob
by MrNoogin November 20, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. by TheDeffinition June 15, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. He is a lying ass bitch who will play with your heart. He is a total fuck boy and will mess you up real quick. He pretends that he likes you but in reality he already has a gf.
by badbitcha$$ June 28, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)
Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: where is my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: coming tyrone
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: where is my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: coming tyrone
by 726386272 January 18, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. by Foofooyoass June 24, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. A white boy who bleaches his hair. A boy who always has girlfriend even if it means 2 in a day. But he's cool in situations sometimes.
by 1234323djewfrycngxTU#TFGZ May 10, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. ethan, a perfect human. he’s funny and nice and probably has more than one pet. he is very sarcastic but will open up to you. he loves to sing and act.
by yummy bath water February 8, 2020
Get the Ethanmug.