Alaskan Blowjob

When placing Goldbond Medicated Footpowder on one's Penis and Testicles. This could also be followed by a hot shower.

We all decided to give ourselves Alaskan Blowjobs last night to celebrate our win.

by Chesterfield Mcfistacuffs October 29, 2010

bad blowjob

When an experience that should be exquisite turns out to be unpleasant.

"I went and saw the Replacements, but they were so drunk they couldn't finish a song."
"That's a bad blowjob."

by Henry Flower October 26, 2007

The Blowjob Queen

This is the term of a friend, that everyone has, that gets down on her knees way too much for her own health. AT first looking for love in the wrong places, she now just has fun doing it. Although, you probably don't understand why. But why does it matter? She gets you beer by getting down and suckin off a hard one and she has house parties and thats all you need, so keep on blowing blowjob queen.

1. Yo my friend Jenn Jean is a blowjob queen!
2. Matt:"Jenn Jean the blowjob queen!"
jenn: "SHUT UP!"
Matt:"sorry my bad, jenn jean the fucking machine."

by DG4TBQ June 16, 2009

blowjob lisp

A Homosexual speech impedimentlisp. A way to recognize a Homosexual by there flaming lisp.

That man has a blowjob lisp he must be a homosexual.

by Purple Mushroom December 21, 2006

California Blowjob

The act of opening ones urethra and blowing inside.

It ended with her giving me a california blowjob.

by Lube Guyballer February 27, 2010

Blowjob ring

When a ring is developed around a persons mouth from "blowing" a male with a large penis.

Yo look at Kevin's girl she has a blowjob ring on her mouth!

by Swaggy Puppy January 30, 2012

Baltimore Blowjob

The same as a Pittsburg Puffer only in Baltimore.
The act of being farted on while doing anal

G;Welcome to Baltimore
M:Where can I get a Baltimore Blowjob
G:Well I have to fart so stick `er there!
M:Mmmmm just like home in Pittsburg

by Rhenthalin May 26, 2007