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Poop Scootin’ Boogie 

When you’re having sex and the guy puts it in your ass without your consent, as soon as he finishes and/or pulls out, you sit, shit, scoot, and get the hell outta dodge.
We were fucking doggy style and he shoved it in my ass. I told him to take it out and he did, so I climbed on top, shit, scooted my ass on his leg like a dog, and ran out ASAP. More commonly known as the poop scootin’ boogie.
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flying poop scooter 

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter
Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?

scooter poop 

When you do a sick ass burnout on a Razor Scooter and the rubber from the tires fly off is called “scooter poop”
“Yo, lemme eat that scooter poop!”

Scoot'in poop'in 

When a dog's ( and sometimes people's) buttocks itch, they scoot on the floor to relieve the itch. On occasion this can be done at the same time as pooping, thus the name.
Yo! why does my dog keep on scoot'in poop'in

shootin' the poop tube 

Flushing a flare down your toilet to unfreeze your pipes in sub-zero weather.
It's snowing again, time to start shootin' the poop tube.

pooshoot 

The shoot (hole) by which poo is shot from. A childish description through which children can understand the bodily function.
I want to ram it up your pooshoot thankyou please
pooshoot by RachaelRose September 15, 2006

poopshoop 

noun: when a little brother or sister is being annoying
"Trevor, stop being such a poopshoop!"
poopshoop by buffie May 13, 2007