Astrological Identity Disorder (AID)

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.

I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!

by jmspaesq January 15, 2011

astrology

Bullshit

astrology is ass

by urban dictonairy police April 11, 2023

Astrology

Bullshit.

This is what white bitches base their personality on.

What's your astrology sign? I'm Aquarius

by Popsicleguy January 3, 2023

Astrology

Basically what month you were born it has its own sign called a zodiac sign but its also called astrology.

" Person " hey dude guess what!
" Me " yeah?
" Person " my zodiac sign is a Capricorn!
" me " oh cool im a scorpio but its not only called but its also astrology!
" Person " cool!

by LizardPro X March 25, 2021

astrology

The dumbest thing since Christianity

astrology is nothing but useless brainrot

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 2, 2025

Astrology

Astrology is bullshit. People who believe in Astrology have an IQ of approximately negative 100. Their IQ subceeds negative 100. If you, for some reason, don't know what Astrology is, it's basically when you decide someone's personality and the way they act from which month they're born and also the belief that the stars in the sky control your fate and life choices. Do you see how retarded that sounds? Read the example at the bottom.

TikTok Astrology Girl With Purple Hair: hEy, wHeN iS yOuR bIrThDaY?
Completely normal and smart person: uhhh, 26th of May?
TikTok Astrology Girl With Purple Hair: eEw, YoU'rE a GeMiNi ♊ yOu ArE a BaD pErSoN.
Completely normal and smart person: Excuse me? Are you braindead?

by TheSummitOG August 25, 2022

astrology

an excuse girls use to date guys on a specific birthday. in jeremiah 1:7 it says "I knew you before you were born" This means that god already knew their personality before they were born. Also, wheres the evidence?

Hobo 1: i like you. wanna go out with me?
Hobo 2: whens your birthday?
Hobo 1: June fiftee-
Hobo 2: EWWWWW YOUR A GEMINI GET AWAY FROM ME
Hobo 1: damn astrology sucks

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 24, 2024