Food

The thing that keeps us alive

AKA
The most powerful drug known to man

*should I?*
*I'll get fat*
'gobble'
*it's such a drug to me*
*it's like my own personal brand of heroin*
*food is better than heroin*

by Daughterofthefandom April 15, 2017

Food

What kind of fucking goblin doesn’t know what food is.

Fat fucks don’t know what food is.

by Niggerfaggotbillyeyelash October 31, 2019

Food

The heavenly amazing thing that all humans actually need to survive. It all comes from nature. Animals give meat, plants give vegetables and fruit and many more things that can make many other things. It's just a comforting thing that you need everyday.

Oh my gosh I'm so hungry, I can't wait to eat some food!

by Cool Defs May 28, 2016

food

the best thing in the world

I LOVE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by [e-mail] June 5, 2018

food

Food is crack cocaine. You cook crack like you cook food on the stove. You need crack to survive like you need food. Therefore, we say food instead of crack

"do u do food?"
"do u have food"

by jahBless July 8, 2006

Food

The answer that you get when you ask your parents “what’s for dinner?”

Kid: Hey Dad, what are we having for dinner?
Dad: Food!

by Dray’s Dictionary December 15, 2019

Food

Everyone loves food, food is best friend.

If u didn’t like food you’d starve basically

by Astroq May 22, 2021