Seal Boat

When one waits till their partner is sleeping, then sneaks in to motorboat them. Works better with a female partner, but can be deemed acceptable if you swing the other way as well.

I snuck into her room like a Navy Seal, and proceeded to motorboat her in her sleep. I gave her a Seal Boat.

by projectrambo1 March 10, 2019

Seal Sunday

The day when you take your time to worship world's greatest seal mammal, thy seal

"OI Mike do you know what day it is"
"Course I fucking do mate...it's Seal Sunday dickhead"
"Whhhaaayy the cunt knows"

by Seal Sunday October 12, 2020

french seal

A French seal is a sexual position where two people press their buttholes together, forming a seal.

We were grinding and even French sealed, but it stopped as soon as I farted.

by Organomics January 9, 2020

poppin a seal

To pop the seal of a codeine bottle // open a codeine bottle

Lyric in song "and you know I'm poppin a seal"

by Pilllow gang March 6, 2018

Seal Cotton

Something bizarre or shocking that would provoke a WTF response. The origin of this phrase is the French phrase "ouate de phoque," which translates as "seal cotton," but sounds remarkably like "what the fuck."

-Wasn't the Kikkoman Soy Sauce video the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
-Yeah, it was all kinds of seal cotton.

by carpe_noctem December 24, 2009

Jumping Seal

A sex position that involves the man standing up with the woman holding on to him with her legs wrapped around her, his penis in vagina and then the woman starts bouncing up and down or the man thrusts her up and down.

" Cmon lets try doing the jumping seal. I heard it's great "

by Johnny Big Tits September 2, 2011

Seal the Deal

Finish what you started successfully.

When are you going to seal the deal?

by Juwan The Don November 18, 2018