kardashian

A family that no one cares about. They are full of attention seeking whores. They care more about attention than they do about their own family. If one of them doesnt get their way they throw a huge tantrum and cry like little bitches.

If the Kardashian family received Deez Nutz, they would make a reality show out of it.

by EPiK Truth October 28, 2015

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Kardashian

A word used instead of ass or butt.

Oh my god sami, my kardashian is still bruised from the carnival ride!

Sami: wow those black guys really like me!
Juan: i guess, but they were looking at your kardashian the whole time.
Sami: well i DO have a black girl's kardashian...

by Punaner June 16, 2008

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kardashian

simply put, someones ass

My jeans are too tight...my kardashian grew.

Hey Becca, your kardashian looks great in the skirt!

by Misha Toon January 1, 2008

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kardashian

(n) toilet bowl; common porcelain bathroom toilet

"Excuse me, I have to use the kardashian."

"Please do not flush sanitary napkins down the kardashian."

by Unka Truk September 11, 2016

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Kardashian

A dysfunctional and unskilled family of theatrics that relies on dressing up as skank ho’s to achieve financial success by preying on the lower middle class audience.

Look at that Kardashian’s wannabe flipping goods for a quick buck.

by ToliyWheeler February 25, 2019

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A Kardashian

A unit of measurement used to refer to great quantities of matter. From smallest to largest: butt load, shit ton, Kardashian.

The unit “Kardashian” refers to Kim Kardashian’s ass that truly needs its own unit of measure to be quantized. A “Kardashian” can be used to describe anything overly large in mass or quantity.

“Did you see Mark passed out last night?”
“Yeah, he drank a Kardashian of alcohol.”

“How much homework do you have tonight?”
“Ugh, I have a Kardashian.”

by moj-poj May 31, 2019

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