JV

you’re all acting like a bunch of boomer geeks you realize that?

jv fuck you

by jveezus November 25, 2021

#JV AllStar

A has been athlete who was never really an athlete. Much like Uncle Rico.

Alex: I could have walked onto a really bad D1 golf school and sat on the bench.
Everyone: #JV AllStar

by Dirty_Moose September 16, 2023

JV warrior

an upperclassmen who is too ass at their sport to be properly placed on varsity so they must deal with the embarrassment of being put on JV

johnny: dude i checked the school athletics website and i couldnt find you on the basketball roster?
jake: yeah...the bitchass coach put me on JV cuz hes stupid....
johnny: nahhh you are JV warrior thats crazy

by thepenisman222 January 17, 2024

JV Warrior

A person who takes recreational basketball games extremely seriously but is not good enough to make their high school’s varsity team.

Person 1: “Wanna hoop later?”
Person 2: “Nah man all the JV Warriors out today I’m not trying that hard.”

by Prison Sal January 27, 2025