Hood Haiku

a Haiku about life in urban areas, colloquially known as the "hood"

I walked by a homeless man, and he told me a hood haiku

by laroxo December 2, 2010

Haiku

fucking retard whos hits the worst trickshots ive ever seen. Not only is he weird but he loves smelling farts and kissing guys

“Is that haiku?” “Who the weird kid sticking his nose up my ass?” Yeah it is him!

by grog flod September 9, 2021

The Khatlan Haiku

The earth that the goddess loathed,

And which she protected way back,

Eventually outlasts her lifespans.

~ Anonymuse the Greatest Lord.

The Khatlan Haiku is just a mere poem.

by Anonymuse the Greatest Lord January 2, 2022

Trailer park haiku

Trailer park haiku is a low rent version of and original haiku meant to lend a higher consciou awareness of the situation or experience ie; she said she thought the world of me she said she couldn't live without me and then she said yes officer that's him.

Excuse me does the management allow trailer park haikus here?

by Harmonica homie March 8, 2021

Haiku

When a nude is sent

I once got a haiku.

by Yeetmaster December 9, 2018

Henry the haiku master

The most legendary drawing to ever grace this earth. His life was short, but his dick was longer. He was created on a page of the Apogee adventures Vermont-Lake Champlain trip 2A 2021 touring trip, and soon after was wrongly accused of assault and beheaded.

“Stop worshiping the ginger! Henry the haiku master is our ruler now”

by Shane Churilla November 23, 2021

Sokka haiku

A haiku which has a 5-7-6 syllable format rather than the 5-7-5 format. Invented by Sokka in Avatar, The Last Airbender, after getting carried away in a poem battle.

“That’s not a haiku, it has an extra syllable at the end, that’s a Sokka Haiku!”

by A person125 March 19, 2025