Catsturbating 

The act of Masturbation via the process of having a creature of the felis genus knead it’s paws upon your genitals

Bro Timmy was Catsturbating the other day, he’s such a freak.

Catsturbating by Mr. Cactus February 14, 2021

Casturbating 

The act of masturbating while listening to a podcast.

I was casturbating through the entire episode of Bad Counsel and halfway through Bombtastic before I finished!

Casturbating by Bad Counsel July 29, 2021

Catsurbation 

When you find a cat that's super friendly but instead of letting you pet it, it happily rubs itself on everything, purring to high heavens, as if petting themselves and you just stand there talking to it.

"Does my kitty require a lot of attention? Nah, he's a catsurbation expert"

Catsurbation by J_Von_Viking August 19, 2024