COK IN DE HEAD SYNDROME

This occurs when your father, or another man, or woman with a dildo, or your mum with a dildo, entered your mothers vagina while she was pregnant with you which led to the impression of the penis/dildo being left in your soft skull. This then becomes a feature of your skull. It can be useful for storing food or as a flower vase.

'Look at that big whole in his head mummy'
'Don't stare, hes got cok in de head syndrome'

by manofmanysides December 16, 2005

Pink headed white snake

The penis of a white male.

Man, that pink headed white snake spits a ton of venom!

by Blowy Gladstone January 24, 2011

Bury your head in the sand

A well known idiom that means to ignore one's problems. The idiom is largely attributed (falsely) to the ostrich.

Bury your head in the sand means (in theory) that if you can' t see your problems, they can't see you!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 11, 2023

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

When de imposter from amogus is SUS! 😳
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"Hmm, today i will..."
"kill her"
"GET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEAD"
"What the hell are you doing"
"😏🔫"
"Wait how does this thing wo-"
"Bruh get a life"

by Random 😂 January 31, 2022

Turn Your Head and Cough

When a total stranger (a.k.a. certified doctor) grabs a pair of blue colorful gloves, or sometimes white if he's in a good mood. Asks you to drop your pants and underwear, studies your chode for a moment, thinks a sick joke about your size, politely asks you to "turn your head and cough." Reaches down, grabs your family jewels and "studies" them, while your thinking "is this guy really a doctor..."

Doctor Strange:

Ok, young man are you ready for your physical?

You:

Uhhhhhh, sure...

Doctor Strange:

Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take off your underwear so I can check?

You:

Uhmmmm check for what?

Doctor Strange:

Oh you funny boy I need to check your testicles if you have a sickness or else you won't be able to play any sports.

You:

Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...

Doctor Strange:

"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"

Doctor Strange:

Ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. You ready. Turn your head and cough, please.

by TheRealDoctorPepper January 29, 2010

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker

A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.

I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!

by NotABaldHeadedChickenFucker March 1, 2011

lolly lolly ice head

A song Beth Chapman (wife of bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman) likes to sing to tweaked out freaks addicted to crystal meth before throwing them back in jail.

Ice head! Ice head! Lolly lolly ice head!

by NEPA Diva October 2, 2006