I love you

I love you are three words which if said and meant correctly are the hardest words to say. You should not say them just for fun or because you want to get someone to have sex with you. I love you is what you say to a person who means the absolute world to you, when you would never do anything to harm them and you never want to loose them. I love you must not just be said, but proven too, you must prove how much you love that person. And lads, if she laughs and calls you an idiot..you're a very lucky man!! Women rarely say it back no matter how much they want to. Sometimes silence is the best reply. But don't just say it, you have to mean it

Ross: grace?...I love you

Grace: *silence*
Ross: I do...
Grace: *laughs* you're an idiot

Ross:*fist pumps air*

by Sky_398 October 10, 2014

punch-drunk love

(can be silly, humorous, sarcastic or offensive, depending on the context and/or the situation):

an actual intimate encounter (or thinking about having an intimate encounter with a given person) after just one date

the question is whether or not a situation of punch-drunk love can lead to a nsa/fwb or an fbltr

by Sexydimma November 1, 2013

Falling out of love

A metaphor describing the act of not loving someone anymore.

I'm falling out of love with him

by Nicalo! May 3, 2009

Mississippi Love Slide

Sex with crazy. Off the menu.

You ever hear of a Mississippi Love Slide?
No. What's that?
Okay, you're gross. You need to grow up.

by veggingout October 23, 2016

Love Removal Machine

this is open to interpretation. It's the title of a 1987 hit by the band the Cult. My guess is that the singer is referring to his girlfriend. This is funny: we all know that people want to give love. And get it. But remove it? What the hell is going on here? The lyrics to this song are incredibly dumb. Still, I like this song a lot. It's so stupid it's cool. You can't help but like it. It's just one of those things. It's stupid fun ;)

When I walked out of the El Dorado casino and out to the Reno Strip I heard a radio blasting from a passing car. The song was Love Removal Machine by the Cult.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 19, 2006

My love for Aaron

Infinite, faggot. Everyone loves Aaron infinitely because Aaron is great

Josh: Look up my love for Aaron in the dictionary
Aaron: what?
Josh: the definition is infinite, faggot.

by Massive dong27 June 25, 2018

My Love is A Stapler

Japanese: Watashi no Koi wa Hotchkiss

A great song by the fictional band HTT (Houkago Tea Time or Afterschool Tea Time) from the anime K-On!.

Person 1: That guitar riff in My Love Is A Stapler is neat, right?
Person 2: It was a little tough to learn though....
Person 3: Cheh... it was way too easy....

by DarkIceDragon April 6, 2013