Skip to main content

douche bag deluxe

A person whose level of douchebaggery has reached new limits. Also known as toolboxes and assholes.
I met this kid Jerry Cozzi the other night at the bar. He was a douche bag deluxe.
by Jerry Cozzi December 23, 2009
mugGet the douche bag deluxemug.

Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")
My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!
by lost_number August 17, 2016
mugGet the Monk Bagmug.

twat bag

Usually a woman called Debra from the midlands. She is generally very annoying and very old. She is normally retarded and speaks with tongue hanging out. She can usually be found in the window seat on the bus licking the window.
The Twat bag spoke and noone understood her was a very monotone mixture of words
by debras carer December 5, 2023
mugGet the twat bagmug.

Ice Bag

An Ice Bag is a Meth Head who is also a Douche Bag.
In Moab, UT McDonald's once advertised: "Now Hiring/Ice Bags/$0.99" This message makes it clear that McDonald's considers Methamphetamine users cheap labor.
by kelly1601 July 28, 2011
mugGet the Ice Bagmug.

the dad bag

It's a fanny pack printed with the image of a flabby belly, complete with a belly button and hair, making it look disturbingly realistic. When in reality it's just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.
How To Use The Dad Bod Fanny Pack?
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.
by DadFannyPack.com October 3, 2017
mugGet the the dad bagmug.

Mail Bag

A term used to describe a males scrotum usually from the bent over position. (usually through a set of tight pants or cycle shorts etc...)
"Oh, looks like johnny is giving us a look at his mail bag!!"

Looks like Johnny is showing us the back side of his scrotum through his cycle shorts.
by PLASTIQUE July 13, 2012
mugGet the Mail Bagmug.

sonny bags

sonny bags! *laugh for 5 minutes*
by sonny bags October 5, 2007
mugGet the sonny bagsmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email