by chikikikiki October 28, 2023
Get the Fumble the bagmug. A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).
1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
by Bob Gratton 69 December 1, 2022
Get the Douche bagmug. P1: I put a board in the vac bag
P2: Is that slang for Being in an ilegal place?
P1: No, thats slang for ben should shut the fuck up
P2: Is that slang for Being in an ilegal place?
P1: No, thats slang for ben should shut the fuck up
by DurMurt August 23, 2011
Get the Vac Bagmug. Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 3, 2024
Get the bag of hammered assholesmug. Come hop in my bag is a ghetto way of asking someone out. Or showing interest but trying to sound cool.
by Definitely not Amalia January 4, 2021
Get the Come Hop in my bagmug. Origin: Tujunga, California, a suburb located in the foothills northwest of Los Angeles, informally known as the meth addict capitol of the world. Author unknown. A term of blistering contempt, scorn and derision to indicate a woman who is addicted to meth usually homeless, couch-surfing and unemployed, emaciated, toothless, dehydrated, scraggly-haired, raggedly-dressed, who hasn't slept, eaten, drunk water, showered or brushed her teeth or her hair in days because she is wholly obsessed and focused on following around, catering to and/or performing for the dealer who's holding her next bump/hit/issue of the drug.
Karla: "Bitch, get over here so I can kick your ass, don't make me come over there!"
Phyllis: "Oh, hell, no, I'm not going to roll around on the ground like some clown and end up in jail because of a no-class, two-bit bag-chasin' ho like you!"
Phyllis: "Oh, hell, no, I'm not going to roll around on the ground like some clown and end up in jail because of a no-class, two-bit bag-chasin' ho like you!"
by Veronica Cougar August 3, 2019
Get the bag-chasin' homug. 1. plenty of.
2. one's particular interest or taste.
3. a woman, especially an older one, perceived as unpleasant or unattractive.
4. a base.
5. fit (a patient) with an oxygen mask or other respiratory aid.
6. quit; give up on.
2. one's particular interest or taste.
3. a woman, especially an older one, perceived as unpleasant or unattractive.
4. a base.
5. fit (a patient) with an oxygen mask or other respiratory aid.
6. quit; give up on.
1. "I had bags of energy"
2. Jazz music is really my bag; I can't get enough of it.
3. Despite her wealth, the neighbors often whispered that she was a bit of a bag, due to her sharp tongue and unfriendly demeanor.
4. "She secured the bag by finishing the project ahead of schedule and impressing her boss."
5. The paramedics had to bag the patient immediately to ensure they received enough oxygen during the emergency.
6. "it was a drag to be in the ninth grade at 17, so he bagged it"
2. Jazz music is really my bag; I can't get enough of it.
3. Despite her wealth, the neighbors often whispered that she was a bit of a bag, due to her sharp tongue and unfriendly demeanor.
4. "She secured the bag by finishing the project ahead of schedule and impressing her boss."
5. The paramedics had to bag the patient immediately to ensure they received enough oxygen during the emergency.
6. "it was a drag to be in the ninth grade at 17, so he bagged it"
by Arminkshipper January 19, 2025
Get the bagmug.