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pulling a matt lauer

Acting or behaving wilding inappropriately enough in a sexual manner towards colleagues at your place of employment to warrant a swift and unexpected termination.
Denise: “That guy Jared in accounting has grabbed my ass as he walked passed me in the elevator two days in a row now so I finally told my boss.
Marie: “Yeah he was known for pulling a matt lauer at the Boston Office too, about time someone reported him.”
by stellatwinks November 30, 2017
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pulled a red guy

freezing up when an attractive girl talks to you.
That girl was hot, can't believe you pulled a red guy.
by malarkys21 March 25, 2010
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Pulled an Alec Baldwin

When you tell a girl you’re shooting blanks but get her pregnant anyway
Guy: Yeah, I just pulled an Alec Baldwin on this chick and now she’s pregnant.
by Just ah Gie March 4, 2023
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pulled a grace pettitt

somebody who finds someones closest post office and/or coop
she was such a psychopath, she pulled a grace pettitt
by smellyoldfarts February 15, 2021
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Pulling a Dee Dee

When your friend invites a someone to your hang without everyone’s permission

Based off Dee Dee from Five Nights at Freddys
Seriously, Fred can’t stop Pulling a Dee Dee on us!”
by TheDoodleNoodle December 2, 2019
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pull your cord

To grab a guys dick and gently pull on it.
(Something that’ll never happen) You were standing at 5Bel°w when Stella asked to pull your cord.
by ThisManDoesn'tLie October 6, 2021
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pulled a straight boy

(V)

When a guy treated someone with a level of disrespect that can only come from a lifetime of having the entitlement of a stereotypical straight man

Can also be used in relation to proving the so -called ‘straightness’ of a boy when their sexuality is questioned

e.g. the boy in question acted with such disrespect and selfishness that he has to be straight
1 -So what happened last night with your boyfriend?

- oh we had sex for the first time and then he pulled a straight boy and broke it off right after he came

2- listen i think this solves it... joe pulled a straight boy on me

-there’s no way that kid is such a closet case

-no I swear it’s true he literally non consensually felt up my boobs in like a sexual way and then called me an easy slut in an unironic way

-okay yeah that’s like the straightest boy thing you can do I agree now
by Attenchinho March 3, 2021
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