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turn your head and cough

when a doctor slaps on some latex gloves... holds onto ur balls (if u have them) & tells u to turn your head & cough as he feels your spine for a hernia... or at least thats what he tells u he's doing
"turn your head and cough, please" ;)
by Lindsay B. August 10, 2006
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tender head

something fake and people make it up to get attension
omg i have tender head you cant do my hair!!!!
by quckster March 11, 2016
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Get your head on straight

The same as get your shit together. Basically means calm down, don't panic, or focus. Usually said if you are normally good at something, but aren't able to do it well because your mind is preoccupied with something else, or you're just tired.
Kevin: Get your head on straight Amit, my grandmother could have gotten that rebound.

Amit: Sorry man, I'm still tired from that party last night.
by TorturedSoul August 29, 2009
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bald head hoe shit

Dat gurl need to get off dat BALD HEAD HOE SHIT!
by BEAUTIFULL March 22, 2005
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Hold it over your head

This term is for when you do a favor for someone,then use that favor to to taunt or guilt them.You try to keep this status over them as long as possible until you can cash that mother fucker in on something good.The term comes from the wildly popular passtime of taunting small children,by holding something over their head just out of reach and making them crazy.
tony:I just fixed missy's car today.

mike:Really how much did you charge her?

tony:nothing,but I told her" I'll hold it over your head"

mike:did she get it?

tony:I think so,but if she didn't, I'll remind her that I fix her car the next time we're chillin and I need my cock sucked.
by TV CAR March 1, 2010
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Non-regulation head-shape

A head-type sported by many civil servants, particularly Natural England employees.
Who's that?

That's Fenton, the new boss.

But he's got a non-regulation head-shape.

Haven't they all?
by Colin Cummerbund September 20, 2006
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cotton headed ninny muggins

One who thinks he is humorous and/or lacks brain capacity; a doofus
Notice how the two previous posters before me are, themselves, cotton headed ninny muggins's?
by Ctrl April 22, 2006
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