Sex Party

When two people throw a party for there friends and family to announce the sex of there upcoming baby.

Kiersten : Hey Kaylee are you coming to my Sex Party this weekend?
Kaylee : You bet wow can't believe you and Jake are having a baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten i'll be sure to bring plenty of condoms to your Sex Party this weekend!
Kiersten : You fuckin idiot!
Kaylee : Yeah why don't you beat it fucktard!
Steve : Fine i'll just have my own Sex Party! Oh Steve! Oh! Oh! Oh! Your Dick Is So huge! Come On Steve Make Me Cum! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!

Kiersten : Oh My God I Need To Puke!
Kaylee : I believe I will join you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee if I get you pregnant then we can have a Sex Party!
Kaylee : Just keep fucking yourself fucktard!

by SlopNChop July 4, 2018

Sex story

here is a sex story

I was 12 years old. my parents were out of town and it was just my stepbrother (18)and i. we decided to watch a movie that night .we were watching the movie when a sex scene came on and he quickly told me to go to my room. so i went to my room and masturbated.my stepbrother then called me into his room. i went to his room and he shut the door behind me completely naked. he said he saw me mastubating and that he wanted to help me. so he made me get naked and get on the bed or else he would tell me mom what i was doing. he then started to play with my clit and finger me and eat me out. i almost came so i shut my legs and he told me not to do that or else i’ll always b a virgin. and he kept going at me. he then walked me over to our parents room where we found a vibrater and we went to their bed and he told me to close my and kept down on my hands so i move them. and he put the vibrator on my pussy and omg. he then told me to go on my knees and he’ll teach me how to make any guy want me. a blowjob. he taught me where to go. how deep. and what to do when he cums. so i did that and he told me since i did a good job he would eat me out again. and started to play around with the top of his dickdidn’t really like it thou so i told him to stop but he said no and he’ll keep going until i cum.now every friday when our parents have date night we always go into their room and get whatever kinky stuff they have and use it. that’s what a sex story is

by u r my fire February 2, 2020

virtual sex

Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, virtual sex, jacking off, jerking off, masturbating

Poor lonely james cant get sex, not even from a ho so he must make virtual sex

by no name May 13, 2005

sex on fire

some fool's idea of a synonym for the word cool.

Baby, you're so awesome, you're sex on fire.

by sinembarg0 March 22, 2009

deep sex

A Freudian slipped synonym to the phrase "deep six". (Ballism)

Walter Mondale deep sexed his campaign by being honest about his views on taxation

by Bungalow Bill May 14, 2001

Lesbian sex

Lesbian sex is where two females have intercourse. It is most pleasant

If you are fucking looking at this part or just slid down to here you are disgusting 🤮!!!! Lesbians are real people and have lives and careers to take care of!! By looking this up you are degrading lesbian women because you know full well what it’s is you fucking cunt ass bitch!! And yes Jeff it is awesome and you are a cunt and a bigot!!

You ( probably a forty year old man that is fucking creepy as fuck and does not have human decency): man lesbian sex is so hot! I love getting hard to it! 🥵

Any other normal human with emotions and feelings and human decency: well you are disgusting 🤢

by No one you ducking know March 5, 2021

hallway sex

sex that takes less than 5 seconds.

two lovers walk by each other in the hallway and says fuck you.
That is how u have hallway sex.

by Deonte Brown September 12, 2007