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wet ned

Whilst in the act of fellatio, a wet Ned is accomplished at the time of orgasm when the Pennis is withdrawn from the oral cavity and directed into the nostril of one's partner. If performed correctly this maneuver provokes a sneeze the resulting jiz bubble is known colloquially as a Wet Ned.
Whilst banging Shakira she blew a Wet Ned like old faithful.
by Lil pierre November 27, 2015
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Wet Squall

The act of projecting diarhea on someone's face.
If he doesn't stop pissing me off, I'm gonna wet squall him.
by KingChode December 10, 2009
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wet snowball

During intercourse, when a male ejaculates into his hand then throws it into his partner’s face
“How did your date with Cindy go last night?”
“Not great. She wouldn’t talk to me after I gave her a wet snowball
by Littlebigbitch March 13, 2018
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drippin wet

To be dripping some pre-nut.
"John, she got me drippin wet, man."
by PinkJoji October 14, 2017
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Wet And Messy

Wet And Messy is type of sexual kink & fetish that has been around for quite a while (a while in my POV is two decades).

Basically the premise is that some people find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous or slimy consistency, such as honey, liquid soap or detergent, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I much prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).

This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.

This kink can also be performed by yourself, which I've been doing ever since I discovered it, and it really gets me off.
My journey with Wet And Messy began as a pre-teen when I realized that watching girls sliding around in fucktons of shampoo or laundry detergent was a massive turn on.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 7, 2022
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wet koala

a terrifying image of a wet koala bear which was photoshopped to look like it's angry
ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the wet koala is gonna give me nightmares
by porkbounce March 19, 2021
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wet gas

when you fart and brown mist appears on your underwear
holy crap jimmy just wet gassed all over my bed!
by mark mcellian November 22, 2011
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