Bird Flu

The disease that afflicts fantasy football owners the year after they win the championship. Symptoms include extreme arrogance, posing shirtless in the mirror for extended periods, wearing sleeveless hoodies while holding miniature footballs and always losing at ping pong and related bar games.

Damn, that sorry dude's come down with a nasty case of the Bird Flu -- his fantasy team is lucky to be 3-5.

by The Learned Hand October 30, 2013

Bird hunting

When a male is out and about looking for a human female / possible mate.

Hey boys wanna go bird hunting this weekend at the mall?

by Dall smick July 23, 2019

daddy bird

A sexual act, where a man ejaculates into his own mouth, mixes the semen with his own saliva by swishing, then baby-birds the mixture into his sexual partner’s waiting mouth.

“Oh my god, I was fucking Charlie last night and you’ll never believe what he did. He wanted to daddy bird me.”

by b|Ind band|t April 19, 2018

baggie bird

a plastic bag stuck on a tree, branch
baggie bird, singular
2 or more plastic bags etc in the trees, baggie birds

a baggie bird is a small plastic shopping bag that get stuck in trees, there are seen mostly in city trees and bushes also along highways, also party balloons and other type of stuff that gets caught in trees.

the baggie birds are very active today because it's windy

by fernand carlo April 27, 2011

flipping the bird

The act of giving somone "the finger" by
extening your middle finger of either/both hands in rage.

So that dumbass in the limo flipped me the bird in the highway.

by money666lord February 13, 2005

Wack the Bird

Male masterbation. Commonly used as a slang term describing the sexual acts of one, like "Beat the Meat."

Dude, beat the meat is so out of style, use Wack the Bird.
I Wack the Bird every time I see her.

by Paso Robles Slang March 9, 2010

bird call

call used by ganstas 2 noe if da cops r there.

nigga, if da cops r comin do dat bird call... clap brrrrrrrrr

by gangstaGReezY January 18, 2006