Shane

Being a wood rank in Rocket League

“I think we can win this , that player is totally a Shane”

by Yayay1010 May 2, 2022

Shane

sheyn Noun;
Your typical run of the mill bloke, no discernable unique personality traits. Standard lame clothes, no street smarts, unfunny, and lacking in swagger. A loser.

Variants include; Shaneos, McShane, Shaneboss, Sergio Shaneboss, Shane-bossanova, et al

"Have a look at this Shane over here"

"Oh yeah I know Harry, absolute Shane"

by Ashton Souternym September 17, 2025

Shane

Shane is a fluffy black hair guy. He is a great friend but goes threw so much. He is a blue greenish eyed fella and is very hot. He has a massive dick and will fuck anyone. he goes for short blonde but has many brunette girl best friends. His girl best friend Marie is a complicated girl she causes arguements a lot and changes the story but she is fun to hang out with just not a good friend. Shane likes Marie in a friend way .but his other gbsf her name is Jasmine and she has short brown hair they’ve been bsf since elementary and she has liked him for a while there are rumors going on that Shane and her are talking .but Shane is denying it to everyone while Jasmine is telling some people that they are. Is jasmine lying or is Shane. Who knows?

Hey Shane is it true you and Jasmine are talking?

by -Owen stibor May 13, 2022

shaning

Shaning is the act of a rage cheating.

Who's Shane? Shane is a retard who rage cheats with a dogshit bypass and blames the cheat!

EXAMPLE: "This kids f*cking shaning his a$$ off"

by shanes disciple July 16, 2024

Shane Kavenaugh

Someone who is very antisocial. A weirdo. Doesn't speak in social situations.

Dude why is Eryk not talking to any of the hoes?

Forreal he's being such a Shane Kavenaugh.

by xdxdxdxdxdxdx October 25, 2023

Shane

"Shane" is a handsome blue-eyed man who has no problem telling people how he truly feels about something. If you are ever in need of a true friend, somebody who will have your back no matter what, then please, find yourself a Shane.

Shane was there for me when I needed somebody their most.

by grannyfeckers November 13, 2022

Classic Shane

Refers to a person who is consistently completely acts that are individual to them, it is a classic act of a person. For this scenario, the name is Shane! Use one syllable words for greater effect as pronunciation is then easier and can be modified accordingly!

Usually pronounced by drawing out words in order to create a sense of repetitiveness, also helps do add a different accent to your normal tone once again just to intensify laughter.

Pronounced more like:

Claaasssic Shaaaneee

1.

Bobby: "Oh by the way did you hear about how Shane cheated on his girlfriend again?"

Pat: "Classic Shane"

2.

Shane: "Its me party, me birthday and I can do whatever me likes"

Group: "Classic Shane"

by Mr Newgent June 24, 2008