Eating the pigeon

To do something pointless and/or boring. Like snooze level boring. "Why am I even here?" Boring. But you cant stop doing it. Never.

Jack: "How was it at grandma house?"
Mark: "Ugh, it was like eating the pigeon!"

by Pennington.S.W August 10, 2021

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Pigeon’s Hit

A Pigeon’s Hit is a term used in golf where the player ends up shooting double whatever par is on that particular hole. For example, if the hole is a par 3, and you shoot a six, you’ve got the Pigeon’s Hit. Traditionally earned by the novice golfer, a person who is considered easy to beat and an easy target for gambling.

‘Damn, Joey! Stacking strokes on that last hole! What did you end up with?’
‘Doubled down on that par and ended up with the Pigeon’s Hit!’

by BlackSnype October 24, 2025

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Pigeon

A beguiled MARK that is used to syphon juice out of their own soul by LIZZIE BANKS.

JIMMY thinks he's a cornhusker but in reality he's just a dumbass PIGEON who would sell his own soul up joe creek for shits n'giggles and five more minutes of fame.

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Petrol Pigeon

A nickname for the Royal Airforce. But also commonly used by the Army Cadets to refer to an Air Cadet who may religiously play War Thunder and/or DCS in a derogatory manner.

"Toby's such a petrol pigeon, all he does is yap about F-16s and his shitty little Grob Tutor. It's not 1940 the Battle of Britain, he should get over himself."

by Ihatepetrolpigeons January 7, 2024

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Pigeon

The pigeon is a government drone commonly found in the streets. Known as "air rats" the pigeons exist for create chaos. They usually shit on the cars, if you have a withe car they poop black, if you have a black car they poop white.

Fuck you pigeons, me and my homies hate pigeons.

by SpoonSlayer August 8, 2021

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