Dick Food

"Food" for your dick. Something arousing with few other redeemable qualities.

It's not that good of a show, but lots of tits. Basically, it's dick food.

by Sirencio December 8, 2011

Ground Food

The name given to any food after the 5 second rule has elapsed but before decomposition starts.

Ben: I'm soooo hungry
Tracey: Hey, there's a chip on the ground.
Ben: Why dont I just inject hepatitis into my mouth.
Tracey: (while chewing on a day old chip) Mmmmm, ground food.

by Des Prateben February 11, 2010

Rental Food

Any food that be can bought after midnight at the drive through or gas station. It tastes good now, but will wake you out of a sound sleep in a few hours.

After the party we grabbed some rental food, and that shit got me up 3 times this morning.

by heynow_1 July 30, 2009

Food Catalyst

Consumption of a sweet food resulting in the need for a salty food and vice versa.

"These peanuts are a food catalyst."

by brish May 11, 2009

food stamps

the little stamps u use to get food yo broke-ass sonfoabitch

my friend uses food stamps cuz he is so poor he can,t even pay attention!

by thebestguyonearth August 5, 2003

fast food

The worst quality food known to mankind!

MacDonald's mmm lovely, traces of faeces (true!) in every bite!

by Tracy March 23, 2004

Food Boner

To enjoy a meal that is so delicious it stimulates your sexual organs thus resulting in a food boner.

My dick hurts today from the massive food boner that steak gave me last night.

Patricia ate one of my bagels I brought home from Manhattan and I could see her leaking from her pants, total food boner bro.

by Dommyb11 June 10, 2011