cream dream

When you have a wet dream, and there is nothing around there to arouse you.

I had a cream dream this morning

by lord blackman August 6, 2005

dick cream

The liquid that dribbles or shoots from the penis, after coitus.

She swallowed every drop of dick cream.

by IcebergSlim May 2, 2006

Assassins Cream

Someone with a good aim when 'spooging' on a girls face.

'See her over there, I gave her Assassins Cream last night right in the eye'

by thecameller August 16, 2009

Creaming the Bishop

manual method of self-love. masterbationA SirPercy orginal. Other closely related phrases include: creaming the queen, creaming the king, creaming the rook, and creaming the knight. Creaming the pawn indicates a tiny penis.

Man, she rejected me... Guess I will just need to go on creaming the bishop.

by Agentsix November 13, 2006

cream pie

whatever goes in your mouth that is nice and creamy and sometimes really tasty

My friend likes cream pies.
really....so does mine...they are so weird bro.
ya bro.

by we.all.eat.cheese. here. April 22, 2019

ninja cream

When you sneak up behind someone and cream in them before they know you were there

Damn, I was minding my own business when I look down a realize I had been ninja creamed! The nerve on that guy.

by xjax1 January 15, 2018

Cream Cocktail

A cream cocktail is when a man cums into a cocktail glass and then serves it to his unsuspecting wife.

OMG Johnny you're such a prankster giving me a cream cocktail!

by urmumsyadad69 March 18, 2019