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a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.
Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.
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Jona

Amezingly best girl
"Jona is a greatest girl"
by pseudojopseudo November 8, 2017
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Jonas

Shit at his job, but overall nice guy.
Did your hear he got fired?

Oh did Jonas get fired:( I guess, more time for beer
by Bowler 67 September 24, 2025
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Jonas

A green slime monster; Shrek

like chaps, not chips

A small pp with no stamina
Jonas is in fact the Shrek man himself
by Demarcus cousins I February 1, 2023
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Jonas

Well... A Jonas is the biggest Hurensohn in whole süd-west-deutschland but we, the ki1 love him/her(idk)
A: Who´s this?
B: Thats Jonas!
A: Ah yes the Hurensohn
by jonassucksdick December 16, 2021
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Jona

it's a girls name
It's a girls name: Jona
by Yonaj November 24, 2021
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Jonas

Jonas is a Latin common but well-known name.

He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.

Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.
Moreover, it is very good in the bed and certainly an experience worth. He has a rather big penis and is very self-confident.
Person 1: Hey what's your name?
Jonas: My Name is Jonas.
by strongman631 September 5, 2017
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