half smash

To go out drinkin with friends, get home at a descent hour, have the wife only semi pissed off and wake up with only a slight hangover. Half of full smash. One will show up to work late and drunk but have slight regard for responsibilities.

Dude#1. How you feeling this morning? I noticed you were late to work and smell like beer
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.

Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.

by Cheetoman69er May 17, 2017

graveyard smashed

The state of drunkenness achieved by young people on Halloween. Since alcoholic beverages are always abundant on this holiday and most people are either wearing enough clothes to cover their identity or not enough clothes to cover their undergarments, people always seem to get extra hammered.

The phrase plays off the second line of the chorus in the popular Halloween song 'The Monster Mash', "It was a graveyard smash".

Yeah man, that guy was graveyard SMASHED!

by jzux October 9, 2010

Alabama Smashing

a term that tipically refers to sexual relations between family members in the state of alabama.

"do you know whats going on between nancy and her cousin john", "no, what?", "i think they are alabama smashing"

by lara lynn July 24, 2020

garbage smash

If garbage day is a long way off, the act of pushing, crunching and smashing down the top of the garbage pile so you don't have to replace it.

Matt: Yo man, why don't you ever take out the garbage?
Jay: Because I'm better at the garbage smash...
Matt: sigh...

by King Jay December 11, 2007

pedal smash

when you go meet a blind date and shes just too ugly and you hit the gas and leave her standing there in the dust...

i have standards.. had to do a pedal smash....

by mackdadalicious cornielius June 26, 2020

retard smash

A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.

Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!

by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014

gta smash

The act of smashing things with a tank

Adam: GTA SMASH!!!
(Blows up a helicopter with a tank)

by Adam_Said HUMMUSING January 3, 2015