Dead Sansjob

A Blowjob given to the receiver by an inanimate skeleton.

Hey did you hear John was at it again?

Oh god what did he do?

He got a dead Sansjob

by sansjobboy69 August 23, 2020

dead replys

When a girl or boy puts no effort into a chat message or messages and just uses normal single words or things that try and dead off the conversation so it is no longer talkable.

“hey karen how are you”
“alright”
“what you been doing recently?”
“nothing”
“need to meet up sometime up for a drink?”
“no”
“stop giving dead replys!”
“no”

by Thom Staticz 2 October 11, 2018

Dead Buns

When you're super serious about doing something or just super serious in general.

"Omg when I see that girl in school, I will pull her weave off, dead buns"
"I am dead buns about posting that picture of you"

by NeonRoses84 September 13, 2014

proper dead

Brittish term expressing a highly intense feeling/amount.

you look proper dead gorgeous in this photo.

by Mel J October 18, 2006

Dead Bedroom

Referring to lack of sex in a long term relationship.

"He won't touch me anymore, it seems like we are now having a dead bedroom"

by Mariah Aguilera February 16, 2017

mind dead

1) when you don't want to go to sleep but aren't awake enough to do something productive.

2) similar to being a vegetable, except you are locked away in the awesomeness of your currently being binge watched TV show.
3) when you are so pissed off at/about something/someone that you are unresponsive.

1) Josephine was laying on the couch doing nothing because she was mind dead.
2) Alexi was on the couch watching a TV show on her tablet in a state of mind deadness.
3) Jonah killed Tina's cat and Tina was so mad that she was mind dead.

by hella_random_goldfish September 17, 2014

Dead Travis

What they will find in my closet when I leave wrapped in plastic and neatly hacked.

Jamie: oh shit dead Travis is liquifying and leaking into my leopard print stilettos!
Jamie's other personality: it's ok they're open toed and winter is coming plus your fat and ugly.

by Poopoooooooooooooooooooooooooo October 26, 2015