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Family Business

noun. the action of a female, spontaneously and without warning, forcefully inserting her pointer finger into a man's anus during sexual intercourse as he orgasms, while exclaiming "FINGER!!!".
I was having sex with this chick and she totally pulled a family business on me. Guess I shouldn't have taken it on the lam.
by Knadles January 7, 2012
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modern family

A family with only Apple products, and no Windows nor Samsung products. Does not include TV.
by Fru Dejj Grueve May 26, 2016
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Family Guy

A topic that is overused in school or by friends
Guy 1: Hey dude that was funny on Family Guy when peter-

Guy 2: OMG SHUT UP!!!!!!
by Rubber_duckee November 10, 2010
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family guy

A funny show, I love it!

people are trying to get they're point across that it is a bad show or that it steals from the Simpsons, which is a show i also like. People if you think it sucks why even bother taking the time to whine about it here, if you think people who watch it are stupid, then good for you, and know you're smarter for not caring or watching the show, If you love family guy , doesn't mean you have to make others like it to. sure you can love it and watch it, i do , and if you dont like it, don't watch it.
Family guy is so cool

I KNOW !!!!!!!!!!
by Spencer June 18, 2006
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Family Guy

It's amusing, funny and completely FUCKING AWESOME.

Family Guy is probably the funniest thing ever created ever. not only on TV.
--example of funny parts from some chapters in Family Guy--

Peter: Hi everyone I'm Peter Griffin, you know we had a lotta' laughs tonight, but, I'll tell you whats not funny. Killin' strippers. Strippers are people too, naked people who maybe are willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind a curtain in the V.I.P room. Besides, there's no need to kill'em, 'cuz most o'them are already dead inside. G'night everyone *waves*

--other episode--
Peter: *to Lois* Hey I just got a piercing down there. I'm not gonna tell you where, but I'm gonna give you a hint.
It wasn't my nose, neither of my ears and it was one of my balls.

--other episode--

--music: dum dum, dudum--
Clinton:
oh this is one fine day to be nude.
-crescendo-Oh this is one fine day to be nude.
the birds are singin Clinton have a wonderful spring
and people walkin' by can stop and look at my thing,
oh this is one fine day to--

Chris: LIBERAL JOBBIE CHASER
*throws an egg at clinton and runs away*

Clinton: Hahahahahah well if you can't laugh at yourself...

That one left me laughing so badly,
i woke up tomorrow with one of my balls up my nose.
by Trigonometrium October 2, 2007
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family style

when a group of people that are related (usually men from pine grove) gang up on some one and proceed to funk the sheet out of them.
Yo Bill if your done with her do you mind if me n the guys go family style on her
by frizzle 17970 February 15, 2007
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The Partridge Family

A family of birds with a reputation for efficient breeding.
The Partridge Family (Mr. & Mrs. Perdix perdix) has twelve chicks and an egg on the way and live in a modest nest down the street. You know the type.
by harleyroscoe September 11, 2008
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