duck deal

n. Any business transaction that makes millions for apparently aimless, non-executive types.

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Come on. We'll sell dad's beer cap collection and buy a roadside petting zoo. Weasels! Badgers! It'll be great!

Sounds like a duck deal.

Exactly. You in?

by Lobsterbeybuoy August 31, 2013

Undorsement deal

When a lifestyle brand offers a celebrity money not to be associated with their brand or products.

The fashion world was abuzz today with news of a potential undorsement deal between lifestyle brand, Abercrombie & Fitch and Jersey Shore's 'The Situation.' Apparently Abercrombie & Fitch has offered 'The Situation' a "considerable" amount of money not to wear their clothes.

by Manna81 August 22, 2011

The Deal

The "deal" for Hamas is surrender unconditionally.

Hym "That's ✌️✊️✌️the deal✌️✊️✌️ and that isn't an actual deal. AND it isn't how hostage situations work. You give up something to get the hostages back... Or you don't get the hostages back."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

Netflix and deal

Selling drugs, getting money while watching Netflix. Multitasking

"Are you coming over because we about to Netflix and deal"

by Fort Compton August 14, 2016

doubke deal

When you're so excited to double down on a deal that your auto correct can't keep up with you.

Man 1: I think we can do this without the wives...
Woman 1: Deal. Debbie, want to drink wine and watch La La Land?
Woman 2: Doubke deal!!!

by DatKiwi May 31, 2018

Deal Sandwich

The result of a negotiation where one party winds up with something of little or no value while the other gains everything they wanted.

"She may have gotten the car, the house, the kids, the holiday home and every penny I had, but at least I got this deal sandwich."

by SimplyJohn November 10, 2017

Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024