Boner Quaker

a boner quaker is when a man is receiving a blow job and the girl deep throats his dick and just starts shaking her head back and forth very rapidly is if the boner is in a earth quake.

as i lay on my back i received a boner quaker from my girlfriend.

by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009

Internet Boner

The term 'internet boner' refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.

An Internet boner, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it's servers crushed by the demand from new users.

by acontributer September 9, 2009

lowgrade boner

A symptom experienced by extended exposure to unfulfilled desires.

"Hey, what's up with Tom? He's compulsively sharpening all the pencils in the office....is he suffering from a lowgrade boner?"

by Lowbrow Thundercunt October 31, 2017

mahogany boner

The hardest erection a human male can achieve. If you drop a mahogany on a bitch, you'll tear that pussy up with your rock hard cock.

TJ: Jenny just gave me the biggest fucking mahogany boner of my life.
Jeffrey: Nigga fuck you and your baby carrot dick.

by 420 BLAZER September 10, 2013

architechtural boner

A building that is so amazing that it is worthy of a boner.

"Look there's the Taj Mahal"
"Woah, what an architechtural boner!"

by oneboner April 28, 2010

Boner demon

An affliction typically exhibited by young, christian males, who are made to feel guilty about their errections, or arroused states.

Jimmy! It's a sin to think about naked women! Do you want the boner demons to get you?

Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!

by yodawgg February 26, 2015

Enacta-boner

The excitement that one feel's upon hearing that Enactus has done something awesome.

I'm going to have such an Enacta-boner when we win National's this year!

by samwise102 December 1, 2014