cum period

monthly cramps and pains in the penis/balls area when a boy doesn’t cum for prolonged periods of time, usually 2-3 days.

ah, i can’t run right now, my cum periods hurt too much

by jetts October 26, 2022

Jestation Period

The indeterminate period of time time between reading a pun and getting the joke.

I was reading that bad white boards were unremarkable and then about 30 seconds later the jestation period expired.

by ilookmarvlus January 16, 2021

dunk period

The moment when you're having your period while being dunked by a donkey into a toilet that was used by a fat guy who considered it inappropriate to flush.

I just had a *dunk period*.

by to the max ugly cats May 8, 2015

m. Period

When a man has a sudden burst of anger for no apparent reason

oh crap hes on his m. period

by man period April 19, 2018

man period

The time during the man's bi-annual hormonal cycle when his levels of testosterone become extremely elevated. Symptoms include:
--Extreme rationality
--Enhanced awesomeness
--Supreme driving ability
--Math and Science skills
--Up to 5x normal size of ejaculate
--Crushing at sports (particularly broomball)

Sorry I fixed your car while I was making all the money and explaining the stock market to your parents, I'm on my man period.

by The Second Reskatement of Awesome March 9, 2008

Period Pooh

It’s the poop you get when you are on your period

Friend: “omg, I had my first period Pooh this morning.”

by Plantsaregreat November 20, 2019

5th Period

The legendary computer animation class taught by Mr. E at Villa Park High School. Where no subject is taught per se, but much learining occurs. The tales are endless and could not be told in a lifetime.

The day was going bad but then I relaized 5th period was coming up.

by Matt February 26, 2004