stoner

An amature. Someone who only smokes every once in awhile, or a one-hitter quitter. stoners think they're the shit but they have waaaaay more experience to go before they become a true pothead. being a stoner is nothing to be proud of, in fact i'd take it as an insult. stop bragging about being a "stoner" because it only makes you look like a retard.

.potheads for life.
.hella.

"justin think he's hella badass but he's just a little bitch-stoner. he can't even hang yet..fucking one-hitter-quitter, b."

by [tWeAk] June 11, 2006

Stoner-Boner

completely heterosexual boner that a dude gets from watching an evan stone porn movie.

Ben: John why do you have a boner?
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.

by The Grim-Job March 22, 2010

Love Stoner

You make people love yo so much that tey feel stoned

Im your Love Stoner.

by Sk8ergirl1322 December 21, 2008

stoner chick

Stoner chick: a women who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears vintage , bohemian or hippie style clothes

By Priscilla/Celly. July/30/2021

I’m dating a chill ass stoner chick

by Celly_belly July 30, 2021

Set In Stoners

A married or dedicated couple who collectively enjoy marijuana and its effects.

Ryan and Dakota, the Set in Stoners of the neighborhood, celebrate their anniversary every year with a couple of joints.

by GoldenGirlsDRM August 15, 2020

sensitive stoner

A person who smokes cannabis but likes to keep to themselves or prefers minimal external stimuli.

May have a bad high with others, overthinking and panic. Prefers a softer high and experience without harsh sounds or events.

“She’s a sensitive stoner, she’ll probably go home and watch tv and bundle up instead of going out.”

“I consider myself a sensitive stoner, I don’t like to get stoned with many people, I keep to myself and don’t like getting worked up with others high”.

by MrZaza September 1, 2023

stoner pounder

Someone who is attracted or wants to have sexual intercourse with a stoner

I am such a stoner pounder , I love me some stoner boys

by Daddy let’s go November 30, 2021