The King's Wank

A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.

It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.

The King's Wank will come soon.

by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023

Workout Wank

When your gym workout is so solid that every muscle in your body is pumping except for your man muscle so you feverishly have a post workout wank.

I couldn’t wait to get home for my workout wank so I just pumped it in the locker room shower.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

wank over

To obsess over someone/something to the extreme.

All that Audi drivers do is wank over horsepower.

by NE7_SHAGGER September 29, 2018

Wet wank

A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.

Dave: we're coming into port..

John: yeah I know.

Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?

by Pablotescobar November 26, 2021

Wank Fluid

The substance a man will ejaculate after masturbating. Otherwise known as sperm or jizz .

"I was pulling on my dick for about ten minutes last night before I ejected my wank fluid."

by odin_191 May 18, 2015

Fluff Wank

A quick wank of the cock performed to move the penis from a flaacid or semi-hard state to full on erection for penetration.

During foreplay with Rachel, Roger only achieved a semi so she gave him a quick fluff wank and got it so hard a cat couldn’t scratch it.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018

wank tunnel

The term given to the tight grip chronic wankers (fappers) utilise to get them off after hours and hours of edging to pornography, usually of the bizarre kind such as granny porn, shit fetishes or rectal fisting.

Arnold hand to employ a wank tunnel in the end otherwise he would have been sitting there with his micro-dick pawing away at it for days with no release in sight.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017