ghetto lane

Random, double parking in the ghetto in order to talk to friends, buy drugs, etc.

Sue was delayed 5 minutes by all the ghetto lane traffic blocking her way.

by wayno December 17, 2004

Ghetto Nachos

Cheap nachos, created in the bag... at the convenience store.

Oh, you don't have the $2.99 for a box of Nachos down at the 11-7? (You're not a Republican; are you?) Well, you got a dollar? No problem, Ghetto Nachos then. The sign on the counter says free chili and cheese, although they failed to specify what this is (and more importantly isn't) for on the signs.

Ingredients:

1 Convenience store
1 Small bag corn chips
Self service hot dog/nacho counter (with free chili, cheese and jalapenos)

Directions: Choose and pay for the $1 bag of corn chips. About face and proceed to the self-service counter where the free chili and cheese is. Open bag of chips. Squirt liquid cheese like substance in to bag. Squirt liquified chili like substance into the bag. Garnish with free jalapenos (Yep, toss 'em into the bag.) Exit store immediately. Enjoy!

by Queso Suave September 29, 2012

ghetto soldier

someone who sneaks around after hours, oftentimes for dealings and fights.

Despite his house arrest, me and Dante ghetto soldiered it last night.

by JimmyRez January 21, 2008

ethnic ghetto

a group of people of the same ethnicity living together in the same area of a city. generally smaller areas usually crowded and in poor conditions

example - china town little italy harlem china town is primarily found with asains and little italy is all italians which makes it an ethnic ghetto

by squidlydoo September 15, 2013

ghetto as fuck

cf. Electronics, where lots of exposed wires are just hangin' around everywhere with no reason. Grad students tend to produce ghetto as fuck electronics.

Undergrad: Man, that laser is ghetto as fuck, it's got wires everywhere!
Grad Student: I think it's ok....
Undergrad: No man, look it up, that's pretty much the definition of ghetto as fuck.

by bortreb August 10, 2010

Ghetto Monkey

A person who belongs in a ghetto. Exhibits behavior socially related to those of a lower social economic strata. Behaviors are affectations to gain acceptance with other social groups

That girl is such a ghetto monkey.

by thedoodle December 16, 2008

Ghetto by Association

When a non ghetto person enters the hood and therefore becomes ghetto by associtation.

I know my stauts ain't hood but everytime i go to the 99 cent store I feel ghetto by association.

by Butt-nut August 17, 2007