the UP way

first gear = be sympathetic (offer phony apology), second gear = cya, third gear = place blame on others

When micro met with his underling, he used the UP way® and shift gears in record time!

by whitehat October 23, 2006

Gerard Way

The path of which leads to a disappointing meadow where all hopes and dreams are crushed with a heavy sledgehammer and spit on by an old grumpy dude.

"Dude, take the Gerard Way to Porter Meadow!"

by Tommy69;) October 10, 2014

really? no way!

Something that the asshole people in your life say to you when something awesome finally happens to you. This could be said in a sarcastic, or with obviously fake enthusiasm.

Me: Hey! I just made it onto the basketball team!
Person: rolls eyes Really? No way!
Me: Yeah fuck you too.

by WiserOwl April 12, 2017

Gerard Way

Former lead singer of My Chemical Romance , amazingly beautiful voice, has written GAZELLE on his arm, deathly afraid of needles,

Gerard Way likes to wear red stained suits.

by Taylor.Way January 10, 2015

The Third Way

Up the arse.

Tony: We're going to take The Third Way!
Gordon: I was afraid of that.

by KenMFan December 22, 2014

Federal Way

Bedroom community and soul-less suburb in Washington State. Located roughly halfway between Tacoma and Seattle. In 1987, University of Washington scientist Bernard Luchenbach theorized that Federal Way could be the location of the door to the underworld.

"Dude, where you from?"

"Federal Way"

"That sucks."

"Yeah"

by Magic 8 Ball October 16, 2008

Life finds a way of not finding a way.

A play on the saying "Life finds a way".

The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.

"I was going to make lunch, but life finds a way of not finding a way."

by The_ALCH January 24, 2021