crack donkey

one that acts like an ass but is on crack

Jeffrey, you're such a crack donkey!

by rAwRzXD January 22, 2017

Crack a Yak

To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy, fat girl.

Kevin was going to Crack a Yak after school yesterday, but I didn't let him.

by THE CHAMP 5695 March 11, 2011

Crack blast

Slang term for explosive diarrhea or can also be used as a negative expletive to express extreme frustration.

Man that Taco Bell had me crack blastin’ for half an hour straight!

CRACK BLAST! We lost

by Exa_N0ri May 8, 2021

Slack crack

slackness of woman genitalia

fuckin ell lass u gotta slack crack

by gavin lawson May 7, 2003

cracking cans

Aussie expression of surprise referring to a woman's breasts when they're noticeable and appealing : i.e.great tits ! Since only aussies understand it, you may use it abroad loudly, in a bar for instance.

- Wow, check-out the red-head over there, mate.
- Cracking cans !
- yeah, nice ass too.

by Boags July 24, 2007

Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012

Coke Crack

When somebody does a line of cocaine off of someone’s butt crack!

Because of letting her ass be continually used as a coke crack, our sister had to sit very uncomfortably thru a very weird intervention.

by Kid Blue July 6, 2022