elijah long

Elijah is the hottest dude around and he will make you wet.

Man, Elijah Long has a Long dick!

by 21Pilotsismyfav October 29, 2017

Elijah

Handsome, big muscles without even training. Big dick 6+ inches. No job, lives with his dad, F on senaste spanska provet and loves memes. Are u moist yet?

Friend: Hi Elijah
Elijah: Elijah Elijah Elijah

by Eli3 October 24, 2017

Elijah

A brown Chad

He is the Elijah’s of this house

by themanthemyththelegend2k19 March 12, 2022

Elijah

I am hot af I will suck your toes not gay staright af

Elijah is looking hot today

by Ususjss October 21, 2019

Elijah

Weed smoking, bass playing man who thinks primus is the greatest band of all time. He is not bald

That Elijah is pretty cool

by GonkMaster66 March 17, 2025

Elijah

A pretentious jack-ass who and acts like a woman. He will ruin friendships by telling people things he shouldnt tell people such as himself crying to sleep and dropping out of class because it was too easy.

Elijah: Nathan, Id like to say from the bottom of my heart that u telling everyone just ruined our friendship

Its so obvious that people know that I'm not a dunce but let me have my personal space and instead of telling everyone u know even after I told u "not to tell anyone because it's no ones business" just keep sht to yourself

I was already unhappy with the break up and was extremely depressed in my classes to the point where i cried myself to sleep last night.

I fell asleep in my classes and its not like that mattered because it was all grade 11 review, anyone with a basic concept of physics could understand it, its literally childsplay and I wasn't about to waste another second in a program I was gonna drop anyways

by Dave2174 November 21, 2021

Elijah

Elijah is a loyal and such a good friend to have he is and will always be really tall he is funny and a fast person he acts hard but inside you can tell he is a softie

Elijah from the originals sux

by sydneyfaletulu5110 June 12, 2022