Crank

A crying - wank. Used if a person is crying and uses the tears as lubricant for said wank.

Jacob was balling his eyes out. He decided to have a crank instead.

by Jakobbb December 16, 2019

Crank Tissue

A very cranky or moody person with saggy skin (hence tissue)

“Shut the fuck up Grandpa, you crank tissue”

by ogre06 April 9, 2020

Crank

Crank - Josh Winn & John Moore.

Josh Winn & John Moore cant play football to save their lives; they're such cranks.

by MullacNikson June 9, 2019

Crank-Slut

A toothless whore who loves to trade gummies for meth

Tiffany is such a crank-slut

by RedHotSpicy July 17, 2024

Ball Cranking

Dancing to disruptive music, but moving your testicles

I felt the music as i moved up and down, all around, downtown, Ball Cranking.

by 1956315649 September 25, 2014

Crank Cricket

A female willing to trade sexual favors for crank.

"That Becky sure is a crank cricket."

by YungCridMuzik.com October 18, 2021

Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011