the bowl treatment

When one's hair exceeds their mothers liking. she proceeds to place the fitted bowl on her son's head and buzz off what ever hair she can see.

dude! look! i think Reece had the bowl treatment last night.

by emu fagget January 19, 2014

Bowl clanker

That fucking asshole who eats cereal so aggressively as to beat the sides of the bowl, creating that unique clank sound. Damned assholes.

"Stop beating the fucking cereal bowl! You annoying bowl clanker!"

by Moist genitals May 21, 2019

bowl grabber

When you take a dump so hard you have to grab the bottom of the toilet bowl for extra leverage

I just had a bowl grabber and shit a brick. Could you hear me screaming in the bathroom?

by Enjoi1310 January 22, 2018

Bowl Smasher

A real asshole. Somebody who either did something wrong; or is simply disliked in general.

Sean: Mike stole $50 from me yesterday

Reuben: Yeah; He's a real bowl smasher

by Lutzie January 31, 2010

Cage Bowl

A dog bowl that you only put and use in a dog's cage. It sometimes may be old or chewed up from the dog.

I just bought my dog a new bowl, now this old one can be her cage bowl

by BroncosFan21 January 6, 2011

Monster Bowl

A bowl on a pipe or bong, that is completely filled with ground up Marijuana.

Packing the maximum ammount of ground up Marijuana into one bowl.

Jeff was baked because he had a incredibly large monster bowl to himself.

by DryMaster December 17, 2010

Bowl Bark

The act of taking an absolute war cannon of a shit with so much back pressure that chunks of feces fuse to the back of the porcelain, creating what is known as bowl bark

I just went in the shit house and left a ton of bowl bark behind

by Buttered Sausage September 12, 2023