Stephen is a sexy, bald, international stud. He may have given up hookers and blow, but he'll still do things to you that would make the devil blush. He's a DILF you'd love to get naked with. He's also bougie af.
Stephen is a sexy mofo who rocks my world.
by Freckles MaGee February 22, 2021
A babbling asshole who doesnt know when to shut the fuck up.Will routinley piss you off by trying to sweet talk you and act condescending to get what he wants.Makes a lot of promises and doesnt follow through with them.Likes to choke on fat dicks as he gets his anus plungered by his co worker while pretending to do work with doors closed.Is basically a call boy and fucks on demand.
Stephen is a cock sucking mf.
by Tattykumquate February 26, 2020
by JessandFrost September 15, 2020
Stephen was with a group of us and we heard what we thought was a wet burp but was in fact a shart coming from the stinky dirty booty lil boy with a Dickie Dew!!!
Go wipe yo ass Stephen!!!
Go wipe yo ass Stephen!!!
by JessandFrost September 15, 2020
We were sitting in a group when we all heard a loud burp which actually turned out to be a shart, that came from the stinky dirty booty lil boy with a Dickie Dew!!!
GO WIPE YOUR ASS STEPHEN!!!! LMAO
GO WIPE YOUR ASS STEPHEN!!!! LMAO
by JessandFrost September 15, 2020
A plaid-obsessed, Ralph Lauren-wearing menace who somehow finds the time to throw full-scale tantrums over frozen yogurt but also dedicates his life to alphabetizing his DVDs like it’s a sacred duty. Will thrift the exact same plaid shirt he already owns just because and arranges his sweaters with the care of a museum curator, as if they’re historical artifacts. Approach with extreme caution—especially if you value your sanity or dare to be even slightly late.
I was 15 minutes late for frozen yogurt, and Stephen—who organizes his DVDs alphabetically and treats his sweater collection like a prized art exhibit—threw a fit like I’d just committed a crime against plaid fashion.
by poppinsdaughter February 06, 2025
Stephens appear to be the quiet guy in the room when filled with members of the same gender. Once the opposite gender is introduced, they transform into a sex machine, stealing every girl and charming the hearts of all of them. Stephens may appear weak and vulnerable, but that’s because they love to be dominated in bed. A good girl would never find a Stephen to date. This is because Stephens only get laid with short, skinny, flat girls.
Girl: I have a C cup and am a model, do you think Stephen likes me?
Her mum: naw fam you not flat or short
Her mum: naw fam you not flat or short
by PUSSYSLAYER2912629 June 26, 2020