Rule 22

Quote from Peter Anspach's Evil Overlord List "22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head."

Villain. "At last unlimted power is mine now witness me as I become a god"
Hero. "No stop you'll violate Rule 22 it's to much even for you"
Villain. " Yes this is it, I can feel my body overflowing with power its incredi" head explodes

by Jedzoku June 16, 2013

June 22

It's national fuck your girlfriend or try to day! Have fun

Charlie: hey kyle don't you have a girlfriend?
Kyle: yeah
Charlie: go have sex with her! Its June 22nd!
Kyle: Fuck yeah!

by Ihavegorillaarmsandimproudsmh June 21, 2021

pengananus-22

Pls approve - it’s for a friend

Pretty please? “Should include the word being defined”: really? Come on. Fine. Pengananus-22. Yes. You read that correctly. Don’t question it. Like. Seriously. Don’t. Please. Just. No. Don’t. It’s an inside joke. <3 -also if these definitions have to approved then why are there so many inappropriate definitions lol?

by BusinessTestTodayB*tch June 9, 2022

September 22

National Soapy titty pic day!! on this day she has to send you a soapy titty picA

hey its september 22
okay?
you have to send me a titty pic.
oh *sends*

by doritostastelikechicken September 22, 2022

October 22

National Lube Your Nuts Day

“I’m going to lube my nuts because it is October 22”

by JacobIsVerySmart October 21, 2019

October 22

Say "yeet" in your bestfriends ear until they hate you XD

*October 22*
Me: *Yells YEET in my friends ear*

Him/Her: What the heck man I hate you.

by Vscokillers219 October 21, 2019

September 22

On this day, a beautiful bitch was born. Most people born on this day are very funny, outgoing, gorgeous and caring people. Altough sometimes, they might not show it or don't know HOW to show it, they still care and love you deeply. Just don't give up on them. Most people born on this day are also pretty adventerous and are a lot of things you don't expect them to be which is the amazing part about them. They also joke around a lot so if you're sensitive, best to let them know beforehand. People born on this day are also one of the nicest and sweetest people you'll ever meet, they might not show it but they'll always be there for you. Just remember to be there for them too. However, don't EVER take advantage of their kindness because they are NOT afraid to clap back at you. People born on these days enjoy their alone time but don't like the feeling of being lonely. They are also some very creative, smart and intelligent people....but they're just lazy. They often like to procasinate if they're doing something by themself but if there are other people counting on them, they'll be one of the first people to get things done. These people also treat other people the way they treat them (sometimes the other way around). So if you're going to be a bitch to them, they'll be a bitch to you. Overall, people born on September 22 are just amazing and one-of-a-kind so make sure to never let go of one!

Person A: Hey! When's your birthday?
Person B: Oh it's on September 22.
Person A: Oh wow, that explains so much about you. In a good way of course!

by Vivi_9487_an November 22, 2021