December 3

National ask out your crush day

Me: hey you wanna be my boyfriend?? It’s December 3rd
Crush: oh ok yeah I’ve liked you since 5th grade

by Boo425 December 2, 2019

January 3

It’s the official girl in red day. Where you should only listen to girl in red songs (it isn’t a strict rule because you can also listen to other songs but the more girl in red the better).

This date was oficially set by the dudettes in 2020.

Timmy - I can’t believe that it’s already January 3rd.
Peter- You know what that means...
Timmy- Um i don’t, what is it?
Peter- It’s girl in red day!
Timmy- I completely forgot!!

Peter- Let’s listen to “girls”

by http.uwu January 5, 2020

January 3

the most massive dick in the world day

“damn you were born on january 3rd? you must have the most massive dick”

by bigdoinks79969 October 16, 2019

december 3

december third comes from the song “heather” by conan gray. specifically, the lyrics are, “i still remember, the third of december, me in your sweater..” and so on. on this day your s/o is supposed to give you their sweater to represent this song. this will never happen to me, someone love me. please.

s/o: here’s my sweater, it’s december 3rd.
you: ty :)
s/o: it looks better on you than it does me :,)

by meadowisunavailable December 2, 2020

Gnome 3

A piece of shit.

A reason to switch to Xfce.

Unity's ugly step sister.

I got upgraded to Gnome 3 and decided to switch back to Windows 98

by Linuxfan December 31, 2011

May 3

May 3rd is the day when the best dick sucker and rider was born. Hit someone with this birthday up. You won't regret it...I know I didn't ;)

Person A: Hey, isn't Alice's birthday on May 3rd?
Person B: Oh wait- I gotta go hit her up-

by Yama Yams November 24, 2020

Elise <3

The kindest person you will ever met. She is kinda dirtyminded, but usually hides it. She often has blonde hair. And she is very atlethic. If she has set a goal, she will complete it for sure.

«Have you seen Elise <3?»
«No, why?»
«She is so kind and caring»

by Reggy March 13, 2020