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purple headed womb broom

What's that in your trousers? It's my purple headed womb broom
by LucoTheFish September 21, 2006
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head up your ass

1. The condition of being absolutely oblivious to surroundings 2. Acting like an asshole
1. "You didn't know the pope died? You have your head up your ass, dude"
2. "You told everyone you had sex with my mom!? You have your head up your ass, dude"
by Dylan K. May 4, 2006
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air headed teenage girl

Teenage girls who are very mainstream, and think they know all there is to know about, well, mainstream stuff. Develop crushes on musicians, actors, random guys very easily, and change crushes regularly.
These girls are usually found in groups of about 3 to 9, with a leader who usually has more influence over the other group members.
These girls can usually be convinced into anything, but will fight anyone who rejects what they believe in. These girls usually lose these fights.
Air Headed Teenage Girl- OMG Chris Brown is soooooo hot!

Smart Teen Girl- Well I'm gonna go listen to my indie bands now, and think about William Beckett... good luck with that.

NEXT DAY

Air Headed Teenage Girl- OMG OMG OMG Pete Wentz is so hot!

Smart Teen Girl- OMG OMG OMG who cares.
by JjeanoO October 19, 2008
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7th ward hard head

A 7th ward hard head is a resident of New Orleans who was born and raised in the 7th Ward.
Mannie Fresh is a 7th Ward Hard Head
"Where you from son?"
"The 7th ward"
"Oh so you a 7th ward hard head huh?"
by Duels and Bruxelles May 5, 2008
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Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

1) A moron, idiot, dumbass, and overall stupid.

2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.

3) An inferior toy-maker.
Buddy: "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."
by AnAsian2010 December 19, 2009
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give your head a wobble

A phrase that comes from Liverpool. to ask someone to re-think what they have said.

Can be exaggerated however needed. e.g give that big dirty head a good old wibble wobble.
"lets go to the library"
"haha, give your head a wobble!"
by Scouser29 November 26, 2007
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bite one's head off

To overreact to a trivial mistake another person does.
<Person A> Excuse me, where is the bathroom?
<Person B> What are you, lazy? Why don't you just look for it yourself, instead of asking some random person where it is? People like you are the reason America is known as the laziest country in the world!
<PA> Geez, what's your problem, you didn't have to bite my head off!
by gs68 September 24, 2004
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