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stomach sex

filling a cavity with what it needs and desires and achieving satisfaction. -this can be used in place of real sex.

it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.

the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)
man, that stuffed shrimp was pure stomach sex!

that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!

i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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Boob sex

When a man rubs his ;) through a woman's boobs
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sex stone

1) God damn Jake there's another fucking sex stone.
by Arnoldhommer May 29, 2016
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sex-cot

(noun)
A portable, collapsible, apparatus on which sex can be performed in an austere environment or expeditious fashion.
i.e. – Coitus would’ve been rather unpleasant on the hard metal floor; fortunately we brought the “sex-cot”.
by Dr. Onomatopoeia June 30, 2014
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sex pack

A guy who has really sexy looking six-pack abs. Abs are basically sexy anyway, so you just substitute the word "six" for "sex", and you get "sex-pack".
"Brad has a six-pack".....

"No, it's not a six-pack, it's a sex pack. His abs are sexy as hell".
by spinnernet February 23, 2011
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sex and the city

HBO hit that portrays how three friends of main character Carrie help define her yet even their best qualities gathered cannot create perfection. Deals with some basic relationship objectives but focuses on acceptance. Just like NY, you can't love it and it certainly won't love you until you accept it. (...AND yourself)
Carrie has relationships with main sex and the city characters but they seldom interact. She's a sponge. And I'm BIG.
by See example September 8, 2008
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Anal Sex

The closest you can get to being gay, but still not being gay.
Fred:I just had anal sex with my girlfriend last night.
Bob:That's kinda gay.
by lol515 October 5, 2010
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