Penis

Something I don't have

Hey man can I suck your penis

by Fuck rongol September 30, 2020

Penis

The long thing in my pants

“A dog bit off my penis”

by Lon McDean December 2, 2022

troll penis

a penis that hardens short & stout with a huge mushroom head

his troll penis was short & fat with a large purple helmet

by Lucky5 May 9, 2014

Penis Video Game Nerd

A knockoff of the Angry Video Game Nerd

During the angry reviewing era came a Penis Video Game Nerd, then more end up existing.

by BetterSkatez February 2, 2022

penis

a weapon used to chop people in half

police: He is unarmed.

thanos: I am armed; I have a penis.

by YulTheWizard December 16, 2019

penis

A body part that sheds every month. It’s known for boys to have them, girls can have them too but they would need a dildo. It’s also known for being eaten in famous meals like hot dog, spaghetti, ham, bacon, beef, soup and stew, and our very famous penis nut stew. We cut off the penis and chop it up and bake until golden brown (be sure to season) and make a peanut stew and add your meat and that’s it. yum. I tried it with my ex boyfriend’s penis

“what a nice penis you have there Kyle”
“thanks I got it for my birthday”
“bro what”

by anonymous February 28, 2021

atomic penis

A atomic penis, is a penis that is the size of a atom. Its the smallest dick-size know to men. Only human known to have this size of genitalia is Noel Sohm

I have a atomic penis

by kklaus2001 October 5, 2021