what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

what the frickity frackity poo

Even worse than regular old curse words 😨 super super bad (can be used as noun and adjective)

A: “omg I just failed my test”
B: “mine is frickity frackity poo material.”
A: “omg what’d u get”
B: “the teacher didn’t like the way I wrote the date so she gave me a -4%”
A: “what the frickity frackity poo”

by iamusingthisusername September 30, 2023

What point am I trying to make?

The point I'm trying to make is that somone either spoke to God or they didn't. If they claim to have spoken to the creator of the universe and DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO THAT... THEY ARE LYING. God DIDN'T tell them to kill the Ammelekites. God DIDN'T give Moses magic powers. And you either THINK THAT THAT HAPPENED... Or YOU DON'T THINK THAT THAT HAPPENED.

Hym "What point am I trying to make? The point I'm trying to make is that you're a fucking charlatan. You could tell the truth. But instead of doing that, you are LYING. You are a greedy power hungery LIAR. You are LYING to get the adulation of an incest cult. Where as I am telling the truth and having adulation within from me for the explicit purpose of preventing me from attaining a better life."

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

What a Patrick!

When a killer in Dead by Daylight camps and/or tunnels. Named for the developer that said camping and tunnelling is skill.

That killer did nothing but camp and tunnel the entire match. What a Patrick!

by MommaDragon January 3, 2023

what the fuck is a mile

"what the fuck is a kilometre" but for metric system freaks

Me who lives in the USA: Asks for directions
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE

by уour mum April 2, 2025

Do what you want

Said by a woman to a man meaning ‘don’t actually’ or ‘the real answer is no’.

“Can I put a sticker on the car?” He said. She replied, “Do what you want.” He did not do it because he knew he would be sleeping on the couch

by AlexaJj August 31, 2025

I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023