safe sex

1)The act of abstinence
2)Using contraception
3)Pulling out

The only way to be sure you wont get pregnant/diseased is to practice safe sex

by TheWickedHeart August 24, 2004

Sex story

At school I sit by a really hot girl named ansly and one day I hear her say meet me in the bathroom after school so I went along with my classes and finally when school ended I went to the bathroom and I didn’t see her and then she jumped out and said let’s do it baby and I said what but she took off her clothes and wrapped her arms around me and took off my shirt and my pants I shoved my dick up her vargina and she moaned she reached over pulled my head in and kissed me hard I pulled her closer and locked our lips I could taste her salty lips and then we separated she bent down and oppened her mouth around my dick and sucked I did the same to her breast after that I kissed her again and she told me let’s do it tomorrow baby and next time do it harder

Sex story a story about sex

by Back me meme November 11, 2019

Spartan Sex

The act of a glorious post-kill tea-bag preformed in any of the halo game where both members are Spartans.

After sniping KillaJeezuz with a brilliant bounce-headshot, i seeked out his body and had causal Spartan Sex with it.

by Commander Lol July 7, 2008

sex thighs

where a guy has bony hips, so when he is on top of you when having sex, his hips bruise the inside of your thighs.

god edward's hips were so bony, i now have sex thighs from last night

by 3Pollyx December 3, 2010

Safer sex

A term used by sexually impulsive people pretending to be careful. Similar to throwing the seatbelt across your lap, but not actually buckling it. Always followed with the surprised protestation, upon learing that they have spread Gonnorhea to every one they know: "But we were practicing safer sex!"

Safer sex:
"I won't use a condom, but I promise I won't cum in you"
"I got tested three months ago, so we're good."
"You're clean, right? Great, so am I"

by Psychokitty September 29, 2014

penal sex

when a penis enters a vagina

yesterday i had penal sex with my boyfriend in the pub after, my vagina hurt
we had sex

by romance girl January 13, 2009

Paisley Sex

Having sex on a paisley couch with paisley throw pillows in a room will a paisley ceiling and paisley walls and a paisley carpet. Also, the chick should wear paisley lingerie and the guy should have a paisley condom. Also, there should be a disco ball. Its very fun and dizzying.

"Ayyy brah, last night me and my girl had some intense paisley sex at the house of paisley."
"How was it?"
"Fuckin crazy!"

by BobTheBuilderXXYXXZ December 6, 2011