shut up woman get on my horse

A website containing the best flash video ever.
No, I don't think you understand, the BEST flash video EVER. Like in EVER, EVER. In the universe. EVER!!!

Best seen when high, because it gives you a F*ING ORGASM..... and an incredible thirst.... and crave for lemonade. Don't watch WHILE smoking, you'll laugh and blow the weed out!

- Duuuuuuuuuude, look at this!
- What the hell is that? A horse dick, a universe, LEMONADE !?!? Is that heaven !?!?
- Dude, it's Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse!
- What? XD

by horselicker666 November 8, 2010

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

A reference to an internet meme whose roots trace back to the a webcomic "Toothpaste for Dinner" dated August 30, 2005, titled “Basic Electronic Symbols."
In this comic strip, there were drawings of a Resistor, a Capacitor, and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.

Nowadays the phrase is a typical response to phrases or combinations of phrases like such as:
"Rawr."
"I am a lion"
">:3"

Depending on whether Jesus Christ is present or not, he may render assistance to your current predicament.

Lion: "Rawr. I am a Lion. >:3"
You: "JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!"
Jesus Christ with a sawed-off shotgun: "I'll handle the lion, you just get in the car."

by tornredcarpet April 17, 2011

Don't Get Creme Fraiche With Me Burger

A burger that comes with creme fraiche

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Get Creme Fraiche With Me Burger, it comes with creme fraiche!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

get your balls out of her purse

When one needs to retake control of his manliness because his girlfriend took his balls

Nathan needs to get his fucking balls out of Jessica's purse

Get your balls out of her purse bro

by Youn K July 17, 2016

With Six, you get Egg Roll

The term used on first and/or second dates to make your date feel confused and uncomfortable, (but will make them feel special and jazzed) to the point that they will feel that they will have to "put out" and tell their other friends that they did "The Egg roll"-
Can, also, be used in political speeches to add needed cryptic tone and confusion.

Girl- So if you think you're getting any.. we will see.."
Guy- Oh yeah? Well, "With Six, you get Egg Roll"
Girl- I'm so turned on..I think.. and lets skip the movie..

Politician on stump- "I believe that the the immigration policy in America needs to changed, because IF WE DO NOT.. THEN With Six you get Egg Roll.. AND THAT CAN NOT BE ALLOWED.. Thank you!!

by Dave70 August 31, 2008

Get-the-fuck-outta-here-itis

When it’s 14 mins away from leaving somewhere and you just wanna get the fuck out

Bitch I got get-the-fuck-outta-here-itis

by Offioffy March 12, 2019

bRuH GeT ClaPpPeD NeRdDdDdDDd HahaAhAHaHaHaHaHaaHa

so basically how did u find this. and how did u type this long. either your just bored and searched it on urbandictionary.com none knows why it exists; perhaps no one knows why I exist, my mom exists, ur mom exists, or ANYONE EXISTS IF tHEY GET THERE CHEEKS CLAPPED

anyways getting yourself clapped basically means 2 things

u got clapped

and you lost in a game.

Timmy: bRuH GeT ClaPpPeD NeRdDdDdDDd HahaAhAHaHaHaHaHaaHa

You: timmy ur so cringe, e-girls would say your cringe and NOT DATE YOU, youll never find a girl, youll die alone, the world will explode, why would you do this bruh, YOU ARE CRINGER THAN FORTNITE, ROBLOX, AND EVERY SINGLE CRINGE THING IN THIS STUPID WORLD COMBINED, EVERYONE HATES YOU, YOULL DIE OF CANCER, YOULL BE POOR, SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM FOR ETERNITY!!111!!111!!!!!1 good fight though

by areallyweirdguy November 28, 2022